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Hi D.R. Team, this is a joke story so I hope you'll accept it. This is just
a joke, not a true event.
Every day, Hitler drove his car along a certain road at the exact same time;
12pm . Desperate to end the war as soon as possible, three members of the French resistance went undercover into Germany to
assassinate him. One day they sat by the road side (having planted explosives on the road), eager for him to drive by. It
got to 11:55 and they prepared them selves. Still waiting at 12:10, the French men began to worry their assassination
attempt was not going to plan:- "I hope nothing bad has happened to him." - Todd Nettleship, Kent
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Three Friends' Funerals
Three good friends were
driving along on the highway one
Saturday: a doctor, a teacher, and a lawyer. All of a sudden, a
brand-new SUV cut them off. In an attempt to miss the shiny big
vehicle, the driver swerved to the left and hit the median. The
car flipped several times and all three friends died instantly.
They all found themselves
in line waiting to get into Heaven. The
doctor asked the others, "Hey, what do you all want people to say
at your funeral? I want them to say, 'She was a great doctor, and
she never let down any of her patients.'"
The teacher said, "I want
people to remember me as a great
educator, so I would want to hear people say, 'He was a wonderful
teacher, a great role model for children, and he changed
countless lives throughout his career.'"
Then the lawyer said,
"I'd like people to say, 'Look! He's
moving!'" - Helen Dale, Coventry
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A middle aged woman walked into her livingroom completely naked. Her husband asked her why she was naked. She replied
"It's my love dress."
He replied, "well go iron it!"
Tamara Donoghue, Coventry
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